‘Tis the Voice of the Lobster
A Good Hum, such as is Hummed Hopefully to Others.
A mother to her son did utter
A Smuggler’s Song
Algernon Who played with a Loaded Gun, and, on missing his Sister, was reprimanded by his Father.
At the Zoo
Cats Sleep Anywhere
Clap! Snap! the black crack
From “The Waste Land”
From a Railway Carriage
George Who played with a Dangerous Toy, and suffered a Catastrophe of considerable Dimensions.
I am a gold lock.
I can’t abear
If I Had A Hammer
Jim, Who ran away from his Nurse, and was eaten by a Lion.
Joshua fit the battle of Jericho
Matilda, Who told Lies, and was Burned to Death
O! What are you doing,
On yonder hill there stands a creature
Poor old lady, she swallowed a fly
Puff, The Magic Dragon
Rebecca Who Slammed Doors For Fun And Perished Miserably
See the Robbers Passing By
The bear went over the mountain
The Bees’ Song
The Daniel Jazz
The Irish Pig
The Pied Piper of Hamelin
The streets of Laredo
There was an Old Man with a Beard
Troll sat alone on his seat of stone
Waiting At The Window
When I close my eyes